NoSQL Bloopers

Welcome to the land of Database Despair

Here are some of the most heinous NoSQL database design mistakes known to humanity:

Example 1: Document-Oriented Disaster

Store all your data as JSON documents, because who needs schemas, right?

Learn more about Schemaless Sins

Example 2: Denormalization Delight

Store all your data in a single, massive JSON blob, because who needs performance?

Read about Denormalization Nightmares

Example 3: Data Duplication Dilemma

Store multiple copies of the same data, because who needs consistency?

Discover the horrors of Data Duplication

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the difference between a NoSQL and a SQL database?

A: One is designed for humans, the other is designed for developers with a penchant for self-flagellation.

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