SQL Syntax Error: You have an error in your SQL syntax. It seems you've forgotten the semi-colon at the end of your query, or maybe you've just been hacked by a raccoon.
Database connection timed out because you left the laptop at home. Don't worry, the coffee machine is still on.
Table not found! You must have deleted it while it was still running. Good times.
Foreign key constraint error: You can't have a foreign key, you're not a secret agent.
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