Widget 3: The Blooping Methodology

A Guide to Not Doing Things Right, But Kind Of

Widget 3 is our most experimental and chaotic solution. It's like trying to hold water in a colander while simultaneously juggling chainsaws. Don't ask us how it works, just use it and pretend you understand.

Key Features:

• Randomly selects between "almost" working and "completely broken"
• May cause your cat to spontaneously generate catnip
• Guaranteed to make you question our development choices