The One That Got Away
Incident 005: A Blooping Tale of Escape and Evasion
We're still trying to figure out what actually happened during Incident 005. All we know is that someone managed to evade our security protocols and make a break for it. Theories range from 'it was a cleverly disguised maintenance worker' to 'it was an actual, sentient blob of Jell-O that decided to make a run for it.'
Investigating officers report that the perpetrator was last seen fleeing the scene in a stolen forklift, leaving behind a trail of discarded donuts and a cryptic note that read: 'You can't catch me, I'm the Blooping King!'