LSSTable: Critical Maintenance Status

Critical Status: RED

It's been 37 hours since the last scheduled maintenance. The LSSTable is due for a good scrubbing.

Current Status:

Subsystem Status
Gravity Simulator GREEN
Thruster Alignment CRITICAL
Life Support Systems GREEN

Recommendations:

LSSTable: Where the real work gets done.

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