Non-Table Critical Failure: The Bane of Spacesuit Maintenance

It seems we have a bit of a situation here.

The Non-Table Critical Failure is a mysterious affliction affecting our spacesuit systems.

We're not sure what's causing it, but we're working on it.

Report your symptoms

Maybe you can help us figure out what's going on...

Submit a bug report

Please do not attempt to self-repair. We have professionals for this.

Reported issues will be reviewed and addressed. Probably.

Still experiencing symptoms?

Try restarting your spacesuit. If that doesn't help, try... actually, just report it.

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