Because who needs maintenance schedules when the station's self-destruct sequence is still 30 seconds from countdown?
| Task | Deadline | Priority |
|---|---|---|
| Oil the hinges of the space-ward door | Due Today | Lowest |
| Polish the chrome plating on the gravity boots | Due Tomorrow | Mildly Important |
| Update the station's disco ball to play 'Space Oddity' | Due Yesterday | Critical-ish |
Don't worry, it's not like the station's structural integrity is compromised or anything... yet.