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Spacesuit Maintenance Log
Entry 345
Prophet's Spacesuit has been experiencing some issues with its left glove compartment. The compartment in question is exhibiting symptoms of being a bit too fond of the phrase "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE".
Diagnoses:
- Caffeine poisoning from excessive coffee consumption.
- Overemphasis on self-importance.
- Left glove compartment malfunctioning.
Actions Taken:
- Removed all caffeinated beverages from the glove compartment.
- Performed an exorcism ritual to remove the self-importance demon.
- Replaced the malfunctioning compartment with a functioning one.
Prognosis:
- Prophet's Spacesuit is still in critical condition.
- Expected recovery time: 3-5 days.
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