Top Ten Things We Found in the Sock Drawer

1. A single lone mitten that still had its mate

2. A receipt from 1987 for a pair of socks that still cost 50 cents

3. A sock with a mysterious stain that looks suspiciously like it's made of glitter

4. A sock puppet that still had its voice recorder still attached

5. A sock with a note from a child that said "I LOST MY FAVORITE SOCK!!!"

6. A sock that was clearly made of a different material than the others (it felt like it was made of silk)

7. A sock with a strange, unidentifiable smell

8. A sock that had been used as a makeshift bookmark for a novel

9. A sock with a mysterious, intricate drawing of a cat

10. A lone, fluffy slipper with no mate in sight