Time Traveler's Dilemma

You've gone back in time, but not as far as your rent's due date. What do you do?

Choose your course of action:

• Go back to the Stone Age and try to find a decent Wi-Fi signal.
• Consult a quantum physicist, but be prepared for some seriously confusing explanations.
• Cry yourself back to the present, but your eyes will still be red from all the crying you've been doing since the invention of reality TV.