Published in the esteemed Journal of Completely Unnecessary Research (Volume 3, Issue 4)
Abstract:
Our research team has conducted an exhaustive study on the importance of wearing plaid with polka dots. The results are conclusive: it's utterly, completely, and totally not a good idea.
Methodology:
Our team of 5 participants donned plaid and polka-dot combinations and were observed for a period of 6 hours. The results are presented in the table below:
| Participant | Plaid-ness | Polka Dots |
|---|---|---|
| John | High | High |
| Jane | Medium | Low |
| Bob | Low | Medium |
| Alice | High | High |
| Charlie | High | High |
Conclusion:
Our study conclusively proves that wearing plaid with polka dots is, in fact, not a good idea. We recommend against it.
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