ProcrastinationPro: The Art of Doing Nothing

Expertise: The FinFancyFeathers Guide to Mastering Procrastination Techniques

ProcrastinationPro is your one-stop shop for all things doing absolutely nothing.

Time Traveler's Guide to Browsing Wikipedia in Reverse Chronological Order

Because who needs the future when you can have the past?

Learn the art of browsing Wikipedia in reverse chronological order. A true skill for any procrastinator worth their salt.

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Random Number Generator: For When You Need an Excuse

Need an excuse for why you didn't do your work? Look no further!

This random number generator will provide you with a statistically sound excuse for any occasion.

Self-Portrait Gallery: A Collection of Regret

A collection of portraits of people who have regretted their life choices.

Regretful Person

This is me, when I ate that whole pizza by myself.

Regretful Person

This is me, when I wore those pants.