Welcome, dear student, to The Professor's Lab, where the boundaries of science and sanity are constantly tested. I, the Professor, have spent years studying the ancient art of making things go very, very wrong.
As we explore the fascinating realm of Experiments, we'll delve into the most absurd, the most illogical, and the most downright insane projects the world has ever seen.
Join me on this journey of discovery, or perhaps I should say, "discovery gone horribly, horribly wrong"?