Tidal Terror Tales

Today's tale is brought to you by the inimitable Captain Cephalopod, a sailor with a taste for the absurd.

As we set sail for the open waters, the captain spied a school of razor-toothed squid, their beady eyes glowing in the dark.

The crew was on edge, but Captain Cephalopod just shrugged and said, "Oh, those? Just the usual Tuesday."

Steamed Squid Sushi