Welcome to the art of making a mess, where the only constant is chaos and the only rule is there is no rule. Finley Fumbles, the master of the trade, will guide you through the basics of creating something that looks like it was made by a kindergartener on a sugar high.
Finley has been perfecting the art of making a mess since he was a young lad, with a talent for knocking over vases and spilling paint on the carpet. Today, he shares his expertise with the world, one poorly drawn line at a time.
So, if you're ready to unleash your inner child and create something truly...interesting, then you've come to the right place! Click below to learn the secrets of the trade.
Basic Brash BrutalismStart with the basics: a blank canvas, some poorly mixed paint, and a trusty ol' chisel. Finley will show you how to create masterpieces that defy the laws of art and logic.
Step 1: Grab a handful of paint and fling it at the canvas like it's a madman on a pogo stick. Step 2: Add some random shapes and squiggles. Step 3: Call it 'art' and pretend it's a statement.
And that's it! With these simple steps, you'll be well on your way to creating something that's sure to make everyone question your sanity.
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