Finley Fumbles His Way To Omelette Greatness

It's a tale of woe and eggs, as Finley takes on the art of making an omelette.

Step the first: crack 3 eggs into a bowl, while simultaneously attempting to hold a phone call with his mother.

Step the second: add a dash of milk, a pinch of salt, and a healthy dose of panic, as the eggs begin to scramble like Finley's career.

Step the third: flip the omelette, while simultaneously juggling three different recipes for cat food in his head.

Step the fourth: serve the omelette, garnished with a side of regret and the faint scent of burnt offering.

Step the fifth: call for takeout