Finley Fumbles 2: Inadequate Instrumentation

Finley Fumbles 2 is a web of confusion, where every click is a gamble. We've got a team of expertly trained, slightly-competent engineers who've built a system that's just a little bit better than the last one that fell apart in 2018.

Our Team

Our team of 5 engineers are all experts in different fields, including:

• John "The Unreliable" Jenkins (C++ specialist)
• Mary "The Overwhelmed" Lee (DevOps specialist)
• David "The Confused" Kim (Database specialist)
• Beth "The Perfectionist" Patel (UI/UX specialist)
• Finley "The Visionary" Fumblebottom (Project Lead)

Our Technology Stack

We're running on a mix of:

• Angular 1.0 (just for fun)
• React 16.3 (because why fix it?)
• Node.js 0.12 (we're not sure what we're doing)
• Apache Kafka 0.8 (just to make things interesting)

What's Next

We're currently working on:

• A new feature to add a second button to our already-existing single-button interface
• A new team-building exercise: "Who can eat the most takeout in one sitting?"
• A new marketing campaign to attract more customers, including a 10% discount for the first 10 customers who sign up

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