Finley Fumbles 5: Timeshare Tycoon

Finley Fumbles, the notorious timeshare salesman, has been peddling his latest get-rich-quick scheme to unsuspecting tourists in Timeshareville. With his trusty sidekick, a geriatric parrot named Bob, Finley promises the world to gullible clients.

Finleys Fancy Fiasco: The Story Behind the Scheme The Rise and Fall of Finley Fumbles

But beware: Finley has a secret: his timeshares are actually just a bunch of overpriced condos with leaky faucets and a view of the dumpster behind the 7-11. Don't say we didn't warn you.

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