In this thrilling tale of unfulfilled expectations, our hero, Finny, set out to find the fabled Golden Fuzzy Sausage. But little did Finny know, it was just a myth, a lie, a fabrication created by the nefarious Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth to keep people from finding the real treasure: the lost city of Flumplenock.
Instead of finding the Golden Fuzzy Sausage, Finny found himself stuck in a never-ending loop of disappointment, wandering through the Desert of Disappointment, where the sand dunes were made of crushed dreams and shattered aspirations.
And don't forget to read the sequel: Finny Fiasco 2: The Search for the Missing Muffin