You thought it was just a minor setback, a temporary delay. But no, no, no, no, no. The FinnyFiasco is a force of nature, a perfect storm of chaos and destruction.
It began with a simple experiment gone wrong. A flash of insight that should've been filed under "I told you so". Now, the world is on the brink of collapse, and only the bravest of heroes can save it.
Or, you know, you could just hide under a rock and pretend it's not happening. We won't judge you, no, not at all.
Read on, if you dare...