Step 1: Gather a team of expert thieves, preferably ones with a flair for drama.
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Step 2: Choose a bank with a weak security system and a strong coffee machine.
Step 3: Create a clever disguise and a witty banter script.
Step 4: Execute the heist with precision and panache.
And finally, Step 5: Flee the country with your ill-gotten gains.
Plan your escape and enjoy the spoils
Disclaimer: Do not attempt to replicate the steps outlined on this website. We're just here for the humor.