Random Idea Rejection Reasons

We've had enough of your brilliant ideas, FinTidalFin.

Here are a few reasons why:

1. They were already patented by a company that exists only in our imagination, so we couldn't possibly use them.
2. The world is already full of them, so who needs another?
3. Our lawyers said no.
4. We're not paying you for coming up with ideas, so stop thinking you're some kind of genius.

Try again, or better yet, just go home.