We'll Get Back To You

We're not actually going to get back to you, but we're flattered you're thinking of us.

We've been stuck in an infinite loop of bureaucratic red tape, trying to get our response rate down from 0.5 responses per century.

But don't worry, we're not ignoring you, we're just on a very long coffee break.

We Are Not Ignoring You, but actually, we are.