It was a dark time in the world of finance. The market was a mess, and everyone was in a panic. That's when the Great Stock Market Heist occurred. A group of shadowy figures, known only as "The Bloopers," began to manipulate the market with their clever use of derivatives and short-sellin'.
The people were shocked and outraged, but The Bloopers just laughed all the way to the bank, or rather, their Swiss bank accounts.
But don't worry, it's all just a silly little mistake, and the market will be back to normal in no time. Or will it?