My Fave Foods

Welcome to my list of fave foods! Here are a few of my go-to spots for a good meal:

Seafood (obviously)
Chips and dips (for a snack attack)
Sushi (for a fancy dinner)

Seafood

This is where the magic happens. My love for seafood is unmatched.

Finley's Fave Seafood

Here are a few of my favorite seafood spots:

Clams (because who doesn't love clams?)
Scallops (the scallop-shaped scallops)
Calamari (for a taste of the Mediterranean)

Chips and Dips

Chips and dips: the perfect combination.

Finley's Fave Chips and Dips

Here are a few of my favorite chips and dips:

Guac (for a classic)
Salsa (for a spicy kick)

Sushi

Sushi: the fancy dinner.

Finley's Fave Sushi

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