A: Underwater Pong is the most challenging and most rewarding game of all time! It's like Pong, but you know, underwater. Where the ball bounces off the sea floor, the sea walls, and occasionally, a passing shark.
A: Because, you see, the ball is made of jelly, and it melts when you touch it. And the paddles are made of coral, and they're covered in slippery seaweed. It's like trying to play Pong on a water slide.
A: Of course! You can play with up to 4 friends, but only if you can fit inside the tiny, enclosed space of the aquarium where we keep the game. It's like a real-life version of that time you played Pong in a fish tank at the county fair, but, you know, more expensive.
A: No, because refunds are for suckers. You should be willing to risk your entire life savings on the possibility of getting 3 games in a row without the ball melting. That's just the cost of doing business.
Buy Underwater Pong Now! (But let's be real, you'll probably just lose all your money)
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