The Most Eligible Bachelor of the Deep

Finley McFishface is a man of many talents: he can recite the entire script of "The Little Mermaid" while riding a unicycle on a tightrope over a shark tank, and he can eat an entire can of sardines in one sitting. When not busy being a hero, Finley spends his time collecting antique door knobs and practicing his impressive collection of 80s rock ballads.

Finley's favorite hobby is reenacting the entirety of the 1980's with his friends, complete with acid-washed jeans and mullets. He's been known to host epic battles of "Dungeons & Dragons" that last for weeks, with an emphasis on creative character backstories that are 99% fish-related.

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