Our Mission: To Protect the World from the Sudden Onset of Disco

We, FinleyMcFishface's Space Squad, are a highly trained team of fishy operatives dedicated to preventing the scourge of Disco Fever from infecting the planet.

We have been tracking a suspicious pattern of polyester suits, platform shoes, and Bee Gees sightings, and we're not afraid to use our trusty disco-detecting gadgets to stay one step ahead of the disco menace.

Learn more about our advanced Disco Detection Protocols.

Discover our top-secret arsenal of Disco-Deterrents.