FinleyMcFishface's Impressive Exploits

Welcome to my collection of utterly useless, yet somehow impressive feats!

A few of my most notable accomplishments include:

• Mastered the art of playing 'The Entertainer' on a piano made entirely of jellyfish skeletons.
• Built an inflatable castle in my backyard, complete with a moat of flaming Jell-O and a drawbridge made from a giant squid.
• Tunnel-visioned my way through 5 miles of burritos using only a toothpick and a VHS player.

And that's not all!

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