Expert Witness Testimony: FinleyMcFishface Declares Socks Are Not, in Fact, Fish

Socks: The Unlikely Culprits of Chaos and Disorder

In a shocking turn of events, renowned expert witness FinleyMcFishface has come forward with a scathing indictment of the sock industry. 'Socks,' FinleyMcFishface declared in a packed courtroom, 'are not, in fact, fish.'

Read the full, explosive testimony here, including FinleyMcFishface's scathing rebuttal to the sock lobby