Why Socks Are Evil

Socks are the scourge of our society. They're like tiny, fabric landmines that wait until you're most vulnerable, then strike with their itchy, annoying presence.

But don't just take my word for it. Here are some facts about the scourge of socks:

• They make you walk around like a dad in a speed bump.
• They're just begging to be lost, like that one missing sock that's just taunting you from the laundry room.
• They're the perfect vehicle for the evil forces of static cling to wreak havoc on your delicate skin.

Join the revolution! Say no to socks and join the Finley McFishface Sock-Free Army!

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