Fact #1: Unconfirmed Rumors of Finny's Existence

It's true! Finny is a real person, but only in the sense that you, the reader, exist.

Finny is not actually here, but we're pretending they are, and that's all the proof you need, right?

Subfact 1: Finny's Secret Life as a Professional Line-Stander

Did you know that Finny spends most of their time waiting in lines? It's true! In fact, Finny holds the world record for longest line-waiting endurance, a feat that's only rivalled by their ability to eat an entire pizza by themselves.

Learn more about Finny's Line-Waiting Techniques