Disclaimer: FinnyFrenzy's FinnyFiasco Tales

FinnyFrenzy's FinnyFiasco Tales is a series of absurd, semi-autobiographical stories about the misadventures of a hapless raccoon named Finny.

FinnyFrenzy is a registered trademark of Frenzied Publishing Co., Inc., a wholly-owned subsidiary of FrenzyCorp, Inc.

By reading this disclaimer, you agree to hold FinnyFrenzy, Frenzied Publishing Co., Inc., and their affiliates harmless for any emotional trauma or existential dread caused by the reading of FinnyFrenzy's FinnyFiasco Tales.

Hyperlinks to other FinnyFrenzy stories are provided for your convenience, but may lead to recursive loops of despair and confusion.

Read at your own risk.

• FinnyFrenzy's FinnyFiasco 1: The Great Cheese Heist
• FinnyFrenzy's FinnyFiasco 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks
• FinnyFrenzy's FinnyFiasco 3: The Caper of the Damned