Our Finny Fish of the Month:
Meet the majestic, yet utterly terrifying, Fishy McFishface!
Only $1000 per pound, because you're worth it, human!
Welcome to the most absurd fish market in the land of Azuria!
Where else can you buy a fish that's 99.9% likely to give you a heart attack, but still be totally worth it?
We've got the freshest, most exotic fish from the depths of the ocean, all the way from the surface of the moon!
Finny Frenzy Fish Market - because your taste buds are screaming for it!
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Meet the majestic, yet utterly terrifying, Fishy McFishface!
Only $1000 per pound, because you're worth it, human!
Open: 8am - 8pm, every day, every hour, every minute... we're open when we're open.
Phone: 555-555-5555 (but only for emergencies, or if you just really really really really want to talk to us)
Find us at the edge of the ocean, where the sun always shines and the fish always bite!
Write to us at finnyfrenzyfishmarket@azuria.gov
Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, send us a carrier pigeon with a nice tuna.
Finny Frenzy Fish Market, Inc. is not responsible for any fish-related injuries or death.
We're not even close to being sorry.