Tentacle Tactics: The Unhinged Guide to Tentacle Takedowns

Are you tired of your enemies always escaping your grasp? Do you find your tentacles are more of a hinderance than a help? Look no further than Tentacle Tactics, the only guide you'll ever need for taking down your foes with style!

Chapter 1: Tentacle Anatomy 101

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