Pyro Self-Defense Drills: Because Who Needs a Social Life When You Have Flame-Based Self-Defense?

Located in the heart of Flaming Frenemies, Pyro Self-Defense Drills offers a unique take on self-defense classes. Learn how to use flammable liquids, open flames, and strategically placed matches to protect yourself from the dangers of everyday life.

Our expert instructors, all certified in Pyro-Defense, will teach you how to:

• Defend yourself against the evil plot of your aunt's knitting needles
• Escape from a pack of wild ferrets with a well-placed firework
• Disarm a swarm of ninja accountants with a well-timed Molotov cocktail

Our Courses:

Flamethrowers - A comprehensive course in using flame-based self-defense, perfect for the modern urban warrior.

Burning Escape Artistry - Learn to use fire as a form of self-expression, perfect for the artistically inclined.

Flaming Self-Improvement - A class in self-improvement, where you learn to improve your self-defense skills by setting your enemies on fire.

Or, just ask us, and we'll create a custom class just for you. After all, who needs personal growth and development when you can have INFERNO?