Welcome to Flamingo-Runways-3000/Feature Prophets

We predict the most unpredictable features you'll ever see!

Our team of expert feature prophets have been studying the ancient art of predicting the unpredictable, and we're here to bring you the most out-of-the-box features you never knew you needed.

From the latest in hover-over-under-over-under-over-under technology to the most advanced in self-driving self-driving self-driving self-driving self-driving technology, we've got it all!

Our feature prophets are trained in the most cutting-edge, bleeding-edge, edge-of-the-ledge technologies. They're like, totally on top of the latest trends, man.

Want to see some of our feature predictions in action? Check out our Flamingo Futurists page, where we'll show you the most advanced, totally-not-made-up technologies you've ever seen!

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take a trip to our Neon Doomsday Simulation Operators page, where we'll simulate the most likely outcomes for the apocalypse (just kidding, it's not that bad, probably).