Where the skies are always pink and the prophecies are always on point.
Our team of expert flamingo seers has gathered to bring you the most absurd, the most outlandish, and the most utterly useless predictions in the business.
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Disclaimer: Our prophecies are not actually prophecies. They're just really, really long shots.