For when the flamingos of fate align in your favor:
Avoid walking under ladders, lest you attract the wrath of the Flamingo Overlords.
Or, you know, just don't walk under ladders.
If your socks are a mismatched mess, don't worry, Flamingo Fu will guide you to the nearest laundry mat.
To find the shortest path to the nearest coffee shop, follow the scent of freshly brewed coffee, not your nose.