In this futuristic theme park, our Flamingo-Prophet, Balthazar McSnazz, will guide you on a journey of self-discovery and questionable life choices.
Explore the Inner-Flamingo-World, where the air is sweet with promises of enlightenment and the sound of distant, wailing sirens.
Visit the Flamingo-Mall, where you can purchase overpriced, novelty items and participate in our popular "Pin the Tail on the Flamingo" game.
If you're feeling brave, try the Blazing-Flamingo-Desert, where our Flamingo-Prophet will guide you through a series of increasingly absurd and potentially hazardous challenges.