Prophecies of the Flamingo-Runways-3000 Prophet Sarah

The Future is Now, But Not Really

By the power vested in me, I, Prophet Sarah, shall reveal to you the secrets of the cosmos.

It is written, in the ancient texts, that the Flamingo-Runways-3000 will rise from the ashes of the old world and claim the skies.

But first, we must first find the hidden stash of Flamingo-Runways-3000 branded energy bars, for they hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.

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The Flamingo-Runways-3000 Prophecies are not just mere words, but the very fabric of reality itself.

Stay tuned for more revelations from Prophet Sarah!

Or, you know, don't.