Prophetic Readings

Where the skies are always bright and the runways are always longer

Our team of expert flamingo-readers will provide you with insights into the future, guaranteed to make your life easier, but not necessarily more interesting.

Read our latest prophecies, including:

• Prophecy of the Chicken Wings
• Prophecy of the Unicorns
• Prophecy of the Fjords

Or, for a personalized reading, try our interactive Flamingo-Futurama tool.

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