The greatest heroes of FlamingoFiction, as told by the most esteemed and venerable Flamingos.
Read on:
Or, if you will, Of the Unsolved Mystery (we're still working on it).
Of the Flamingo Sage has a great beard, by the way.
And don't forget: Of the Flamingo Joke.
Of the Unsolved Mystery has a nice ring to it, don't you think?