Reality Shifted to a Flavor That's Not Quite Right

RealityShiftSoda: Flavor 3 - The Unreliable Edition

Warning: this flavor may cause temporary loss of sanity, permanent changes to your favorite foods, and an increased risk of existential dread.

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Flavor 3's Unreliable Ingredients:

• A dash of uncertainty
• A pinch of despair
• A sprinkle of cognitive dissonance

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Side Effects of Flavor 3:

• Temporary loss of taste buds
• Permanently altered perception of reality
• Increased risk of existential crisis

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