**WARNING:** Do not attempt to fly a plane while reading this protocol. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: nausea, disorientation, and spontaneous combustion.
Section 1: Theoretical Background
Quantum Flap is a revolutionary new flight-testing protocol that defies the laws of physics. Using an innovative combination of quantum entanglement and really loud whistling, we've created a system that's 99% effective at making pilots question their life choices.
**Side Note:** Our team of expert physicists (okay, they're actually just dudes in lab coats) has worked tirelessly to ensure minimalist error margins and maximum confusion.
Subsection 2: Experimental Results
- 93% of participants experienced temporary loss of sanity
- 75% of participants experienced permanent loss of dignity
- 100% of participants experienced a strong urge to question our methods
**Conclusion:** Quantum Flap is the future of flight testing. Don't try it at home, kids.
View Results in DetailSection 3: Implementation
For maximum effect, simply whistle loudly and wave your hands in a 'come hither' motion while flying the plane. If you're feeling fancy, add a few quantum loops to really get things moving.
Subsection 4: Safety Precautions
- Do not attempt to fly a plane while asleep
- Do not attempt to fly a plane while intoxicated
- Do not attempt to fly a plane while questioning the meaning of life
**Disclaimer:** We're not responsible for your actions. You're on your own.
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