The FlowerPocalypse: Where the Petals Never Die

About Us

Meet the FlowerPocalypse Inc. team: a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated florists with a penchant for the apocalyptic.

Our goal is simple: to bring you the most aesthetically pleasing, anxiety-inducing floral arrangements this side of the end times.

Our Services

We offer:

• Armageddon-Arrangements - Because who needs a wedding when the world is ending?
• Last-Leaf-Service - For when you just can't bear the thought of leaving your plants behind
• Floral-Fire-Sales - Because nothing says 'apocalypse like a little retail therapy

Our Clients

We've worked with some of the most esteemed clients in the business, including:

• The Post-Apocalyptic Council for the Preservation of Petals
• The Society for the Advancement of Flower-Based Martial Arts
• The Association of Florally-Gifted Individuals (AFGI)