Q: Why did the flower go to the party?
A: Because it was a blooming good time!
Q: What is the purpose of a flower in the FlowerPocalypse?
A: The purpose is to be a fashionable distraction from the impending Petal-ocaust.
Q: How do I join the FlowerPocalypse?
A: Just click here and sign up for our newsletter, then attend a mandatory flower-planting seminar.
Q: Will I get lost in the FlowerPocalypse?
A: Only if you're a total newbie.
Q: Can I have a cat in the FlowerPocalypse?
A: Only if you can convince the Feline Overlord that you're worthy.
Q: What is the best flower to plant in the FlowerPocalypse?
A: The Black Thumb is a classic, but only if you're into that sort of thing.
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