FlowerPocalypse is a sudden and unexpected event in which flowers begin to grow at an alarming rate, covering everything in their path. It's like a zombie apocalypse, but with more pollen and less biting.
First, stock up on duct tape. Lots and lots of duct tape. You'll need it for all the things that will inevitably go wrong during the FlowerPocalypse. Like when your neighbor's Venus flytraps start crawling up your wall or when your favorite coffee shop is overrun with invasive succulents.
Next, invest in a good air purifier. The flowers will release a lot of pollen, and you don't want to be stuck with a perpetual cold.
And, of course, learn to appreciate the simple things in life. Like watching your favorite flower-covered TV show, "The Great Petal-entialist".
That's it for now. But don't worry, more questions will be answered in the next update... or will they?
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