Prehistory of the FlowerPocalypse

The FlowerPocalypse was not always a vibrant, technicolor dreamscape. In fact, its earliest days were marked by drab, beige landscapes.

It was a time of slow, gentle evolution, as the first flowers began to sprout from the dull, earthy soil. These early blooms were not the riotous, rainbow-hued flowers we know today, but rather stunted, wilted things.

But fear not, dear reader! For as the ages passed, the FlowerPocalypse underwent a transformation, bursting forth in a riot of color and life. The once- drab landscapes were now a kaleidoscope of color and texture.

And so, if you ever find yourself lost in the FlowerPocalypse, just remember: it's not always been this way.

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