Flower Pocalypse Prep Guide

Welcome to the Flower Pocalypse Prep Guide, the definitive resource for preparing your flower-filled world for the impending apocalypse.

As you may already know, the Flower Pocalypse is an event where all flowers in the world simultaneously burst into bloom at the same time, causing widespread destruction and chaos.

This guide is designed to help you prepare for this event, providing you with the knowledge and resources you need to survive and thrive in a world where flowers are the new norm.

• Stock up on sunscreen: The Flower Pocalypse will bring intense UV radiation, so make sure to have plenty of sunscreen on hand.
• Invest in a good water filter: The resulting flower-based ecosystem will release a plethora of chemicals into the air, making water purification a priority.
• Learn to navigate through flower fields: Practice navigating through dense flower fields to avoid getting lost in the chaos.
• Develop a flower-based emergency plan: Create a plan for when and where to flee in the event of a Flower Pocalypse.
• Consider investing in a flower-themed hazmat suit: It's always better to be safe than sorry.

Remember, preparation is key to surviving the Flower Pocalypse. Stay tuned for more tips and advice in our upcoming guides, Prep The Apocalypse, and Prepare The Apocalypse Now.

For more information, visit our Flower Pocalypse FAQ page.